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Šeik Muhammad al-Munajid objavio je fatwu protiv Mickeya Mousea uz obrazloženje da je Disneyev glodavac u rukavicama “vojnik u službi Sotone” i “pokvareni zavodnik”, te da kao takav “zaslužuje smrt za dobrobit Islama”. Naime, spomenuti imam smatra da su miševi paklena stvorenja, s obzirom da sam šerijatski zakon dozvoljava njihovu eksterminaciju, neovisno o tome da li je riječ o stvarnim ili fiktivnim miševima.

On Aug 27 Sheikh Muhammad Al-Munajid told viewers of a religious affairs programme that mice were agents of Satan and that Sharia law called for the extermination of all mice: from the common house mouse (Mus musculus) to cartoon mouse (Mickey Mouse). (…) According to a translation of the broadcast prepared by the Middle East Media Research Institute, al-Munajid was asked to state the Islamic legal teaching on mice. He responded that mice were called “little corrupters” in Sharia and it was permissible to kill them at all times.

Slijedom navedenog, Donald Duck i Goofy zatražili su politički azil iz svih muslimanskih zemalja, a isto su napravili zamorci, zečevi, vjeverice, Stuart Little i zubati Ronaldinho, čiji su sjekutići vječito u ofsajdu.:mrgreen: Kako god bilo, al-Munajid smatra da bi trebalo definitivno koknuti Mickeya Mousea, no meni još uvijek nije jasno kako je moguće ubiti lika iz stripova i animiranih filmova.

“Even creatures that are repulsive by nature, by logic, and according to Islamic law have become wonderful and are loved by children. Even mice. Mickey Mouse has become an awesome character, even though according to Islamic law, Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases.”

However, nadrkani imam okomio se i na zadnje olimpijske igre. Zašto? Izgleda da je i tamo nečastivi umiješao svoje prste, pardon, papke:

On Aug 10 he denounced the Beijing Olympics as the “bikini Olympics,” saying the immodest dress of women athletes was “satanic” and earlier issued a fatwa, or religious edict, against women’s participation in the Olympics as the games were also “satanic”.

No, to nije sve, jer osim miševa i olimpijskih igara na crnoj listi se nalazi i nogomet:

Al-Munajid’s aversion to sports is not new. In 2005 he denounced soccer, saying the short pants worn by players “reveal nakedness.” He called for a ban on women’s sports and public exercise as to do so would require them to don “tight fitting, short” tunics that were offensive to Muslim decorum.

Nego, ako imate malo vremena (i ADSL), odite na youtube i utipkajte “Farfour”. Imat ćete čast vidjeti mnogobrojne epizode muslimanske verzije Mickeya Mousea; odnosno pedagoškog borca protiv Židova sve dok ga ovi nisu ucmekali u terorističkom napadu. Nezaboravno i neponovljivo.😀

Izvori: UAAR ; Religious Intelligence

Written by Teomondo Scrofalo

17. 9. 2008. at 19:57

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